… of Huntington Avenue.
That’s right, folks, the announcement is in. I’m running for Mayor this fall on behalf of WRBB as Manager and the Department of Chemistry and Chemical Biology as a senior student.
What do I need from you?
Starting November 1st we can start campaigning. If you take the time to Twitter, Facebook, or chalk about this, we can get the word out. BRENNAN FOR MAYOR.
Make silly posters. Make trinkets. Somebody get me a goddamn tophat. I will make sure that your work is well-repaid when WRBB becomes the first media group in at least the past two years to be represented in a contest like this. Hell, I’ll run for the Big Four. Tastemakers, MEISA, CUP? I’m in this for you, too.
Remember, no campaigning before the 1st (this coming Monday), but get ready. I want this to be fun and funny. Let’s win voters with the power of laughter. Only then will we slaughter the competition. Get it? See what I did there? Man, I’ve got this in the bag.