E.T.'s Golden Record

Goodbyes

We're ready to head back to Earth after an exciting week on ☌⍜⍜⎅⏚⊬⟒⎎⍜⍀⋏⍜⍙'s home planet, but he's made the difficult decision to not return with us. Join us this week on E.T.'s Golden Record as we say goodbye to our dear friend and look back on all we've learned from each other! Don't ☊⍀⊬ because it's over, ⌇⋔⟟⌰⟒ because it happened.

Space

It's finally happening—after nearly two years of teaching ⌇⌿⏃☊⟒⏚⍜⊬ about life on Earth, we're finally turning the tables and headed to his home planet of ⌇⏃⏁⎍⍀⋏ to learn how to live like an extraterrestrial! Join us as we travel through outer space and hopefully don't get swallowed by a black hole live on the air! Fasten your spacesuit and tune in!

Spontaneity

It's April Fool's Day and our friend ⏚⟒⟒⏚⍜⍜⌿ is in for an exciting show all about spontaneity and the unexpected! Prepare to be unprepared!

Animals

This week we'll be playing a menagerie of music about animals to give our friend ⍜⎍⍀⌿⏃⌰ the full zoo experience from the comfort of the studio! Bring a camera, wear some comfy sneakers, and don't feed the animals (or the alien!)

Color

This week we'll be playing the most vibrant tunes we know to teach our friend ⏚⎍⎅⎅⊬ about how colorful everything is here on Earth! Be sure to tune in with both your ears and your eyes!

Stress

This week we'll be giving our friend ⌇⍜⋔⟒⏁⊑⟟⋏☌ the most stress-ridden show of his life by playing the most stressful tunes we could think of in the short amount of time we gave ourselves to plan this episode! Stay tuned (and calm)!

Celebration

Join us as we commemorate the 30th episode of E.T.'s Golden Record with a show all about the spirit of celebration! We aren't sure how parties work on other planets, so we'll be teaching ⌇⌿⏃☊⟒⏚⎍⎅ how to have a good time the Earth way!

Laziness

Don’t touch that dial—spare yourself the effort! This week on E.T.’s Golden Record we’ll be tackling a topic we put lots and lots of work into coming up with: laziness! Tune in and join our friend ⌰⏃⋉⊬⋔⏃⋏ in learning all about laziness with some appropriately leisurely songs.

Fashion

Dress your best and tune in to this week's episode of E.T.'s Golden Record, where we'll be giving ⊑⟟⍀⟒⏃⎅⟒⍀ the low-down about the world of fashion! Soon he'll be looking as snazzy as the music we play!

Food

We're back for our fourth semester on the air! We know you're hungry for more of E.T.'s Golden Record, so join us as we teach our friend ⊑⎍⋏☌⍀⊬ everything he needs to know about food! Bring your appetite!

Comfort

Join us for our last episode of the semester as we bid our friend ⌇⏃⋏⏁⏃ farewell before we leave for the holidays! He'll be holed up the studio without us for the next few weeks, so we'll be playing some sweet, cozy songs to help comfort him. Get comfortable and tune in!

Boredom

Join us this week on E.T.'s Golden Record as we teach our friend ⏃⌿⌿⌰⟒⌿⟟⟒ about boredom to help prepare him for our break from the airwaves next week! Tune in, and be sure not to fall asleep!

Betrayal

This week on E.T.'s Golden Record we'll be talking all things treachery as we teach our alien friend about betrayal! Let's hope ⏁⊑⏃⋏☍⌇☌⟟⎐⟟⋏☌ doesn't get any ideas and abandon us for another radio show...

Knowledge

We've spent all these months teaching our good friend ⍜⎍⍀⎎⍀⟟⟒⋏⎅ about what life is like on Earth, but it turns out we never bothered to tell him what it's like to learn in the first place! Join us on E.T.'s Golden Record as we teach our alien friend all he needs to know about knowledge! Prepare to get schooled!

Fear

This week on E.T.'s Golden Record we'll be learning all about fear as we prepare our friend ⟊⏃☊☍⍜⌰⏃⋏⏁⟒⍀⋏ for a frightening Halloween tomorrow! Tune in... if you dare!

Solitude

It turns out our alien friend has been feeling a little homesick, so this week on E.T.'s Golden Record we'll be teaching our pal ⌇⌿⏃☊⟒☌⎍⊬ all there is to know about solitude! Tune in with a friend or tune in alone—we'll be there to keep you company anyway!

Fall

Join us as we show our alien friend the wonders of fall with some appropriately fall-themed tunes! Don't worry, we're talking about the kind of fall that starts in September, not the kind of fall that ⌿⎍⋔⌿☍⟟⋏ took through the ceiling of the studio.

Change

Welcome to the third season of E.T.'s Golden Record! It's been a while since we were last on air, and our alien pal has definitely changed since then! Come celebrate our return to the airwaves by learning all about change with our friend ⎅⟟⎎⎎⟒⍀⟒⋏⏁⋏⍜⍙!

Family

Join us for our final episode of the semester as we celebrate returning home to our families this summer by playing some tunes about family! And don't worry, our pal ⏁⊑⌖⎎⍜⍀⌰⟟⌇⏁⟒⋏⟟⋏☌ won't be all alone—we've got a very special guest joining us!

Five Senses

This week we'll be introducing our friend ⊑⏃⋔⏚⎍⍀☌⟒⍀ to the five senses! We're so excited we can almost taste it!

Nostalgia

As our second semester on the air starts to wrap up, we can't help but feel a bit nostalgic for our earlier episodes. Tune in this week as we teach our friend ⍙⟟⋏⎅⍜⍙⌇⟟⌰⌰ about the bittersweet feeling of nostalgia and reminisce about some of our fondest memories!

Illness

This week our friend ⟟⋏⎎⌰⎍⟒⋏⋉⏃ is feeling a bit under the weather, so join us as we play some songs about sickness to help him relax! And don't worry, even though our songs are totally sick, our show is still 100% good for your health.

Wildlife

Join us on E.T.'s Golden Record as we introduce ⌿⊑⍜⏁⍜⌇⊬⋏⏁⊑⟒⌇⟟⌇ to the wonders of our natural world! Go on a picnic, take a hike, just be sure not to tune in indoors!

Technology

On this week of E.T.'s Golden Record, we'll be exploring the exciting world of technology with our buddy ⟟⌿⊑⍜⋏⟒! Tune in on your doohickey of preference and enjoy the show!

Ambition

This week we'll be teaching our friend ⏚⌰⏃⊑⌰⏃⌰⏃ all about hopes, dreams, and ambition! The sky's the limit!

Times of Day

Turns out our friend ⋔⟟⋏⟟⋔⎍⎎⎎⟟⋏ doesn't have the greatest sense of time since he can't see the sun from inside the studio. Join us this week as we explain Earth's day and night cycle, from sunrise to sunset and everything in between!

Breakups

Valentine's Day is growing near, and for whatever reason our friend ⎐⏃⌰⟒⋏⏁⟟⋏⟒ decided it's the perfect time to break up with his girlfriend that he never mentioned! Join us this week as we guide him through his first breakup by playing some of our favorite breakup tunes. And who knows? Even though he's about to be single, love may still be in the air for our alien pal...

City Life

Join us this week on E.T.'s Golden Record as we explain the ups and downs of city life to our buddy ⋏⏃⏁⟟⎐⟒⋏⟒⍙⊬⍜⍀☍⏃! Let's hope he learned enough during the capitalism episode to not be shocked by rent prices!

Weather

E.T.'s Golden Record is back for a second semester! Turns out our friend ⏃⌰⟟⟒⋏⏚⎍⎅ loved his stay on Earth so much that he decided to pay us another visit! He's noticed that the weather on our planet has changed quite a bit since we last saw him, though. Tune in to help us explain the wonders of weather to our extraterrestrial pal!

Home

Just in time for the holidays, we've managed to repair ⋔⏃⊬⏃⍙⏃⌇⊑⟒⍀⟒'s spaceship so he can head home to see his family! In honor of his upcoming journey home, we'll be playing songs that remind us about the warm, fuzzy feeling of home! Tune in to our very last episode of the semester and help us say goodbye to our dearest (and only) alien friend!

Dancing

Join us on E.T.'s Golden Record as we dance the night afternoon away with our friend ⊑⟒⌰⌰⍜⊑⟟! Prepare to move your feet—or your tentacles!

Road Trips

Buckle your seatbelts! This week on E.T.'s Golden Record we'll be playing all kinds of road trip tunes in honor of the long trips home we have ahead of us this Thanksgiving! Let's hope ☌⌰⏃☍⌇⎅⎎☌⟊ doesn't get carsick...

Love

This week on E.T.'s Golden Record we'll be playing all sorts of love songs for our pal ⏃⟟⍜⟒⟊⎅☌⌰⎎☍! If you're in the mood for some extraterrestrial romance this week, you're in luck—he's single!

Capitalism

On this episode of E.T.'s Golden Record, we'll be teaching our good friend ⊑⟒⌰⌰⍜⏁⊑⟒⍀⟒ about the wonders of capitalism! Who knows, maybe by the end of the episode he'll be able to get a job of his own so he can rent out a place and stop living in the studio!

Dreams

This week on E.T.'s Golden Record we'll be diving into the world of dreams and playing all sorts of dreamlike tunes for our friend ⊑⏃⌰⌰⍜⍙⟒⟒⋏! But wait—isn't Halloween soon? Let's hope this dreamy episode doesn't take a nightmarish turn!

Friendship

As a token of our blossoming relationship with our new friend, ☌⍀⟟⎎⎎⟟⋏, this week we are playing all things friendship! Frolicking through fields hand in hand, painting each other's nails, or alien probing each other in deep, dark corners, whatever you like doing with your friends, grab them, tune in, and make a toast to your closeness!