"You call this NEWS?! This isn't informative! This is a soundbite! This is entertainment! This is sensationalism! Fortunately, that's all I have patience for!"- Bill Waterson (Calvin and Hobbes)

In the Trunk

FRUNK FRUNK FRUNK _-=-+-__+_+_=-=+====&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; TRUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNKKKKK

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grinding gears uh oh the alternator belt is loose! kerchunk kerchunk kerchunk the car grinds to a halt. smoke billows from the hood. Garrett says, "Ah shoot! We're only 432.5 miles into our nearly 1500 mile road trip, we better get out the tunes before the mood sinks too low." Jonah says, "You know we already did a radio show about this, right?"